We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
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I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
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Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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