Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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