I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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