Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
This show inspires me to have sex in space
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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