How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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