We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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