Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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