This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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