You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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