I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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