: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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