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(810): View more from Michigan

I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned

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(347): View more from New York

Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)

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(415): View more from California

I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny

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(716): View more from New York

God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.

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(914): View more from New York

Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right

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(212): View more from New York

it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating

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(940): View more from Texas

After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.

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