The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants