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• (540): View more from Virginia

  The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?

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• (818): View more from California

  It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.

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• (213): View more from California

  She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants

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