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• (650): View more from California

  just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.

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• (949): View more from California

  I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.

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• (631): View more from New York

  So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours

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• (817): View more from Texas

  He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"

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  Olive Garden will never be the same.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".

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  That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.

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• (430): View more from Texas

  we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'

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