She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
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Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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