ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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