I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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