But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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