She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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