my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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