See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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