So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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