If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
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Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.