batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
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He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?