Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
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I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize