Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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