How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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