the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
My liver is preforming stress tests.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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