she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
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I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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