You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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