No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
