your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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