This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I smell like Dick and happiness
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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