Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
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Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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