I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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