omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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