His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
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I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
My vagina is very pro this idea
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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