I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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