we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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