im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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