Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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