If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Drunk is not a location!
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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