It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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