so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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