The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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