she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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