What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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