Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
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they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
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Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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