very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Say something about gay babies.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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