Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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