physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
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It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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