Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
well you can't waste a boner
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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