You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
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I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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