I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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