i don't like sucking hair
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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