another moral hangover. fuck.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
4 words: hood of his car
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you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
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You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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