I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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