I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
